The Nomadic Peoples of Card Season 203 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.022 billion Card Season 203ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 45.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Card Season 203ian economy, worth 77.6 trillion legendaries a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 25,691 legendaries, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, and barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Card Season 203 City Natural History Museum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Season 203's national animal is the card.

Card Season 203 is ranked 160,639^th in the world and 729^th in TPFKAQ for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 60.95 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.